Buttered potatoes under a sawdust crumb
Small waxy potatoes, heavily buttered, scattered at the table with a coarse rye and hazelnut crumb that looks exactly like the floor.
Pairing
Wine — A dry Grüner Veltliner: white pepper and green herb in the wine, hard acid underneath, and it is the one classic pairing that treats caraway and potato as the main event rather than an accompaniment. Mixed drink — Aquavit stirred two to one with dry vermouth and served very cold with a lemon twist — the caraway in the spirit is the caraway in the crumb, and a spirit-forward drink cuts through butter in a way a long one cannot. Teetotaler — Cold dill pickle brine, strained and cut half and half with soda water, over ice with a twist of lemon: salty, sour and faintly sweet, and it does for these potatoes what it does for every fried potato anybody has ever eaten standing at a fridge.
Tools
A food processor used in short pulses so the crumb stays flaky rather than sandy, a wide dry frying pan (7 oz of crumb per batch, no more, or the middle steams while the edges burn), a cold tray to spread the toasted crumb on, an airtight jar for storing it at room temperature, a big pan you can start the potatoes in from cold and then shake with the lid on, a colander, a warmed serving dish, and a small bowl and spoon so the crumb travels to the table separately
Ingredients · swaps in parentheses
Stale dark rye bread (whole wheat sourdough works with ⅜ oz more hazelnuts but loses the sawdust likeness, toasted buckwheat groats make a gluten-free crumb that is crunchier and arguably better and looks nothing like sawdust), blanched hazelnuts, butter for the crumb, caraway seeds, fine sea salt, small waxy potatoes — Charlotte, Ratte or Anya, scrubbed and unpeeled — good salted butter, cold, chives or parsley, flaky sea salt, a bottle of cider vinegar if you are doing the trick, and for a vegan version olive oil throughout with a teaspoon of white miso whisked into the oil for the potatoes
Magic
Use the two-minute steam-off. As soon as the potatoes are drained and sitting in the hot dry pan, hit them with a tablespoon of cider vinegar and shake once, then let them go matte before the butter goes anywhere near them. A hot, dry, freshly boiled potato drinks liquid for about a minute and then stops, so the acid ends up inside it rather than on it — nothing tastes of vinegar, but 1 stick of butter and a nut crumb suddenly have something pushing back, and the dish stops being the one everybody leaves half of. Miss that window and you are just splashing vinegar on buttered potatoes, which is a different and worse thing. Sticking to the recipe? Send a cut lemon to the table with the crumb and let people use it.
Before you begin
The crumb goes on at the table, full stop: on hot buttered potatoes it has four minutes before it goes soft, and the scattering is half the dish. Toast it until it smells of toast and has stopped sizzling audibly, then check by cooling a piece and biting it — it crisps as it cools, not in the pan — and tip it straight onto a cold tray and spread it out, because a heap steams itself soft. Store it dry at room temperature, never in the fridge. Start the potatoes in cold salted water at 2 teaspoons per quart dropped into boiling water the outside collapses before the middle is done. Give them the two dry minutes off the heat until the surface goes matte, then add the butter cold and shake rather than stir — melted butter poured over slides off a wet potato. Do not butter and hold: buttered, in a 54°F stone room, you have about 20 minutes.
The parts that change whether this works tonight.
- Yield
- serves 8 as a side
- Time
- 40 minutes
- Equipment
- A food processor used in short pulses so the crumb stays flaky rather than sandy, a wide dry frying pan (7 oz of crumb…
- Make-ahead
- Crumb 5 days; potatoes 30 minutes
- Holding
- Buttered and covered, the potatoes hold 30 minutes in a warm place and start to go waxy-cold after 45
- The method
- 10 ingredients · 5 steps
From this recipe’s own recipe card. Nothing here is a guess.
This is the only joke in the menu and it is a quiet one: a coarse dark crumb, scattered over buttered potatoes at the table, that looks precisely like the sawdust on the floor and tastes like toast and hazelnuts. Nobody announces it. About a third of the room notices and the rest just enjoys the potatoes.
The thing that decides whether it works is that the crumb is added at the table and not in the kitchen. Toasted crumb on hot buttered potatoes goes soft in about four minutes; carried out in a bowl and scattered over in front of people it stays crisp for the length of the course, and the gesture is half the dish. Keep the crumb dry and keep it separate until the last second.
Yield and timing
- Yield: serves 8 as a side. Written for 40 — multiply by five.
- Active: 25 minutes
- Total: 40 minutes
- Make-ahead: Crumb 5 days; potatoes 30 minutes
Ingredients
The sawdust crumb (makes about 4 cups, enough for 40)
- 3 cups stale dark rye bread, torn and blitzed to a coarse, uneven crumb — not fine, you want visible flakes
- ½ cup blanched hazelnuts, chopped to the size of the crumb
- 3½ tablespoons butter
- ½ teaspoon caraway seeds, lightly crushed
- ½ teaspoon fine sea salt
The potatoes
- 3¼ lb small waxy potatoes — Charlotte, Ratte, Anya — scrubbed, not peeled
- 4 teaspoons fine sea salt for the water (about 2 teaspoons per quart)
- 1 stick good salted butter, cold, diced
- A small bunch of chives or parsley, chopped
- Flaky sea salt
Method
- Make the crumb first. Melt the butter in a wide dry frying pan over a medium heat, add the crumb, the hazelnuts and the caraway, and stir more or less constantly for 8 to 10 minutes. It will go from damp to loose to fragrant. You are finished when it smells of toast, has stopped sizzling audibly, and a piece taken out and cooled goes properly crisp between the teeth. Salt it in the pan, tip it onto a cold tray, and spread it out — left heaped, it steams itself soft.
- Put the potatoes in a pan of cold water with the salt, bring to a boil, then drop to a steady simmer. Starting from cold matters: dropped into boiling water, the outside collapses before the middle is done.
- Cook for 15 to 20 minutes depending on size, until a knife enters the largest one without any resistance at the center. Drain, and leave them in the hot dry pan off the heat for two minutes with the lid off. The surface goes matte as the steam leaves. That is what lets the butter stick.
- Add the cold diced butter to the hot potatoes and shake the pan rather than stirring, until every potato is glossed and there is a little emulsified butter at the bottom. Cold butter into hot potatoes emulsifies; melted butter poured over slides straight off.
- Tip into a warmed serving dish, add the herbs and flaky salt, and take the crumb to the table separately in a small bowl with a spoon. Scatter it over in front of the table.
Make-ahead
The crumb keeps five days in an airtight jar at room temperature and is the single most useful thing you can make a week ahead for this menu. Do not refrigerate it; it goes soft.
The potatoes can be boiled up to two hours ahead, drained, and left out; for any longer lead, cool and refrigerate them promptly, then rewarm before buttering. Butter them at the last minute and warm through in a low oven or a pan. Do not butter and hold.
Do not make the crumb on the day if you can avoid it. It is the one job that will not fit into the last hour. I am not a person who plans a week ahead by temperament, and I would still make this crumb on a Tuesday, because ten minutes of stirring a pan is a different ten minutes when there are people in the house.
Holding and service
Buttered and covered, the potatoes hold 30 minutes in a warm place and start to go waxy-cold after 45. In a 54°F stone room, closer to 20 minutes, which is worth planning around: this dish leaves the kitchen last.
The crumb holds indefinitely, dry and separate. Once it is on the potatoes it has four minutes.
At hour three, cold buttered potatoes with a soft crumb on them are exactly as unappealing as they sound. Take the dish away when the course ends.
Scaling
Scales linearly to about 13 lb of potatoes, at which point one pan stops being able to shake and you should butter in two pans and combine.
The crumb scales, but the pan does not: toast it in batches of no more than 4 cups at a time or the middle steams while the edges burn.
The salt in the cooking water scales with the water, not with the potatoes. 2 teaspoons per quart, every time.
Substitutions that keep the idea
- No rye: use a stale whole wheat sourdough and add 1 tablespoon more hazelnuts. Lighter in color, which loses the sawdust likeness and keeps the flavor.
- Gluten-free: a crumb of toasted buckwheat groats and hazelnuts, toasted in the same butter for 6 minutes rather than 10. Crunchier, nuttier, and arguably better; it just does not look like sawdust.
- Vegan: olive oil in place of the butter both in the crumb and on the potatoes, with a teaspoon of white miso whisked into the oil for the potatoes. It is not the same dish, but it is a good one, and the crumb carries it.
Where this belongs
This is one of two sides at The Ice Was the Luxury, which is a Tangled Thistle occasion; the room and the reasoning live over there and the cooking lands here. That is also why this page counts in fortieths. The crumb is the only wink in an otherwise entirely serious menu — the sawdust on the floor of an ice house, which insulated a hundred years of shipped ice, arriving on the table as something you can eat. The other side, deliberately plain, is the braised celery.
This recipe was developed by reasoning from method rather than from a tested bench run, which is how most of what we publish begins; Salty & Clever’s standing note on how we write and check recipes applies to it. The crumb goes from toasted to burnt in under a minute, and it does it at the edges of the pan first. Keep stirring and trust your nose.
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