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Church Fan: Toasted Pecan, Lemon, and Bourbon Highball

The back half of a highball on a warm porch is never as good as the front half, and the fix is not better ice. Pour a smaller one and pour it twice. Nobody has ever objected to being handed a second drink.

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Yield
1 drink
Time
Prep 12 minutes
Equipment
A sheet pan and an oven. Shaker or jar. Fine strainer. A bottle for the batch
The method
9 ingredients · 4 steps

From this recipe’s own recipe card. Nothing here is a guess.

Kitchen Kit
Church Fan: Toasted Pecan, Lemon, and Bourbon Highball

Serve alongside
Salted pecans and a plate of pimento cheese with crackers. The drink is nutty, sweet, and long, which is more or less a description of a Southern porch — and pimento cheese is already on it.

Tools
A sheet pan and an oven. Shaker or jar. Fine strainer. A bottle for the batch. Small highballs or 8-ounce rocks glasses — smaller than you think you want, for reasons explained below.

Ingredients · swaps in parentheses
Bourbon, pecans (walnuts, more tannic), dry vermouth, lemon, sorghum syrup (dark honey), aromatic bitters, saline, soda water

Magic
Serve it small and serve it twice. On a warm afternoon a full highball is a drink for the first eight minutes and an increasingly pale lemon situation for the next twenty, and no quality of ice fixes that — the glass is simply in a hand, outdoors, for longer than the drink was designed to survive. So from the batch, pour 2 ounces over ice in a small glass, top with 1 ounce of soda, and hand it over. It gets finished cold. Then pour another one. Identical bourbon over the afternoon, twice as many drinks that taste the way they are supposed to, and the person holding it never reaches the part where they are drinking meltwater out of politeness. Not feeling brave? Pour the full 3 3/4 ounces, use one long spear instead of cubes, and accept that the last third is a compromise.

Gotcha
Seven minutes at 350°F on the pecans, and nine is over the edge. Pecans carry more oil than almost any other nut, which is why they toast so beautifully and then go from fragrant to acrid inside about ninety seconds. Burnt pecan tea is bitter in a scorched, oily way, and the lemon in this drink makes that flavor louder rather than softer.

Bourbon on a porch is a solved problem, but the solution people reach for — a tall glass, a lot of ice, a splash of something — has a design flaw built into it. Highballs are meant to be drunk briskly. Outdoors, in conversation, in July, nobody drinks anything briskly, and the last third of every glass ends up being a slightly sad tribute to the first.

The flavor idea is simpler than the serving one. Pecan tea gives you aroma and a light tannic grip without the sugar and viscosity of a nut syrup, which means it can reinforce bourbon’s oak and vanilla without making the drink heavy. Dry vermouth keeps it long. The sorghum is there in a quarter ounce, doing structural work rather than sweetening.

Details

Prep: 12 minutes
Makes: 1 drink
Glassware: highball

Toasted-pecan tea

Toast 1/2 cup chopped pecans at 350°F for 7 minutes. Steep in 2 cups just-boiled water for 15 minutes, strain, chill, and use within three days.

Three days is the real limit, and it is about oil rather than spoilage — nut oil in water starts to taste stale and faintly waxy by day four, in a way that is hard to identify and easy to notice. Strain it through cloth if you have some. The tea will be slightly cloudy and that is correct.

Make the tea the day before rather than the morning of. It has to be properly cold before it meets the bourbon, and a jug cooling in a refrigerator already full of party food takes longer than anybody budgets for. Warm tea in a shaken drink is just more melted ice and a shorter glass.

The build

  • 1 1/2 ounces bourbon
  • 1 ounce chilled toasted-pecan tea
  • 1/2 ounce dry vermouth
  • 1/2 ounce fresh lemon juice
  • 1/4 ounce sorghum syrup
  • 2 dashes aromatic bitters
  • 2 drops saline
  • 2 ounces chilled soda water
  • Lemon peel and toasted pecan half

The pour, drawn to scale

  1. bourbon1 1/2 ounces
  2. chilled toasted-pecan tea1 ounce
  3. dry vermouth1/2 ounce
  4. fresh lemon juice1/2 ounce
  5. sorghum syrup1/4 ounce
  6. chilled soda water2 ounces
Drawn to scale from the spec above. Garnish, ice and anything measured in dashes or drops are not shown — they change the drink without taking up room in it.
  1. Shake the bourbon, pecan tea, vermouth, lemon, sorghum, bitters, and saline with ice.
  2. Strain over fresh ice in a highball.
  3. Top with soda and stir once.
  4. Express the lemon peel over the glass and garnish with one pecan half.

The saline is two drops and it is the thing most people skip, because almost nobody owns a dropper bottle of salt water. A pinch of salt stirred into a spoonful of water does the job. Leave it out entirely and the lemon and the tannin stand apart from each other rather than meeting, and the drink reads thin in exactly the weather it was built for.

Five clocks in one highballFive separate freshness windows in the Church Fan recipe, each drawn on its own scale as a bar that is good up to a point and then falls off a cliff. Pecans in the oven: good to seven minutes at 350 degrees, over the edge by nine. The pecan tea: good for three days, stale and waxy by day four. An open bottle of vermouth: about three weeks in the refrigerator. The batch: four hours ahead. The finished glass in a hand outdoors: eight good minutes, then twenty pale ones. The smallest window is the pecans and the one that ruins the most drinks is the last one.CHURCH FANFive clocks, and only one of them is on the recipe card.Every one of these is a window that ends in a cliff. Four are measured in the kitchen. The fifth is measured in somebody’s hand,on a porch, and it is the only one the recipe cannot fix for you.PECANS IN THE OVEN350°F, half a cup, choppedgoodpast it0246810 minSeven minutes. Nine is over the edge. Pecans carry more oil than almost any other nut, so fragrant to acrid takesabout ninety seconds — and the lemon in this drink makes scorched louder, not softer.THE PECAN TEASteeped 15 minutes, strained, chilledgoodpast it012345 daysThree days, and it is about oil rather than spoilage. By day four it tastes stale and faintly waxy, which is hard toidentify and easy to notice.THE OPEN VERMOUTHIn the refrigerator, not beside the bourbongoodpast it012345 weeksAbout three weeks, cold. A bottle at room temperature since the last Manhattan is oxidized and will make this tastestewed and vaguely sherried — a flavor people then blame on the pecans.THE BATCHEverything but the soda watergoodpast it0123456 hrFour hours ahead. Keep the bottle in the fridge and take out only what you need: a batch warming in the sun on a sidetable costs every glass an extra cube of dilution just to get back to temperature.THE GLASS, IN A HANDOutdoors, in conversation, in Julygoodpast it07142128 minEight good minutes and twenty pale ones, and no quality of ice fixes it. Two ounces over ice, an ounce of soda, handit over, then pour another one.Serve it small and serve it twice. Nobody should reach the part where they are drinking meltwater out of politeness.
Four of these are fixed in the kitchen. The fifth happens in somebody’s hand on a porch, which is why the pour is small.

Glass and ice

Cubes, filled to the top, and the glass smaller than tradition suggests. There is one more thing worth knowing about vermouth here: it lives in the refrigerator once opened and it is finished within about three weeks. A bottle kept next to the bourbon at room temperature since the last time somebody made a Manhattan is oxidized, and it will make this drink taste stewed and vaguely sherried, which is a flavor people usually blame on the pecans.

The batch

Combine everything except the soda for eight drinks up to four hours ahead. Pour 3 3/4 ounces over ice and top individually, or use the smaller pour described above.

Keep the bottle in the fridge and take out only what you need. A batch sitting in the sun on a side table warms up faster than anyone expects, and then every glass costs you an extra cube’s worth of dilution just to get back to temperature.

Scale the soda and the ice, not the bourbon. That batch is eight drinks at the full pour and fifteen at the small one, so the bottle goes roughly twice as far while the soda water and the ice disappear twice as fast. Whichever of those two runs out first is the thing that ends the afternoon, and neither of them is the expensive one.

Without the bourbon

This is a hard one to convert honestly, and I would rather say so than hand somebody a weak imitation. Bourbon is providing sweetness, weight, oak and warmth all at once, and pecan tea alone cannot carry a nine-ingredient highball. The version that does work is a different drink built on the same idea: 2 ounces of strong pecan tea, 1 ounce of unsweetened black tea for tannin, 1/2 ounce lemon, 1/4 ounce sorghum, 2 dashes of a non-alcoholic aromatic bitters, saline, and 2 ounces of soda. Skip the vermouth entirely rather than replacing it. It is good, and it is not this drink pretending.

Alongside

Deviled eggs, country ham on a biscuit, cheese straws. Anything salty enough to make you want the next sip.

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